Kale and Names

4:25pm.  Warner family van.

Scarlett:  Hey!  I just realized something!  Kale in my class.  Kale and, um, kale.  And kale is a food!  That must mean he loves kale!  I wish that was my name.
Shawn:  If we could've named you after any type of food, what should we have named you?
Scarlett: Mayonaise.