Our Last Kindergarten Concert

Below, you will find a first-hand account of the conversation at the dinner table, the night before Malcolm's big Christmas concert.
(In which he played the Dad of a family looking for a Christmas tree in the forest and chopping it down for his family.  Which looked a lot like him walking around in a circle three times and then taking his friend's hand - who was dressed as a giant green felt triangle - and gently guiding him off of a wooden box.)

Malcolm: Are you coming to my concert?
Shawn: For sure.
Malcolm: Do you think you'll be so proud that there will be water coming out of your eyes?